Writing Prompts of Awesomeness. Clearly.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Prompt
I might have to skip. Tired and pissy. But I'll try if my mood improves.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Prompt: Eternal
“Vampires are awesome.”
“Yeah, well the old ones are. Not those flaming sparkly ones with the nice hair.” Chuckled one of the other men at the bar. “…you’re not talking about Twilight right?”
“No, no… I watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula the other night with my girlfriend so I could show her what real vampires were like… Though I have to tell you I hadn’t really seen it either. The closest I’ve been to vampire movies is Count Chocula.”
“And he only drinks chocolate milk. I think.”
“Whatever, anyway, they’re awesome. I didn’t realize how much cooler the older versions of them are. I mean… they get to be young, never age, drink blood they don’t even have to eat food. I mean there are certain restrictions, I get that. But don’t you think eternal life would be worth it?”
“Yeah, being immortal would pretty much kick ass.” The man finished off his beer, wondering what it would be like to have everlasting life.
“Pretty much kick ass? Imagine what we could do with that kind of time! This world is so fast, everyone moving so quickly… Hell we limit our education because if we gave it more than the fucking twelve years we give it then by the time we got around to having kids and lives and careers we’d be too fucking old to move. Think of the opportunities we’d have without the limitation of age…” The man seemed to drift off.
“So you boys think it’d be fun to be a vampire?” A man at the other end of the bar said into his beer. Neither of the younger men responded immediately. The mysterious stranger who had interrupted their conversation seemed shady.
“Well yeah, I know it’d be kind of gross but the chicks would never get old and ugly.”
Eternal
"You need to drink!" Her assistant yelled down the tunnel to her. She was ten feet below ground level, but that meant nothing in the desert- with how sand shifted, she could be fifty feet from the ground Jesus' had walked on, or inches. Regardless, she could not stop. He yelled down to her again. She ignored him. He was so pesky, always trying to make her do things like drink or eat or sleep. Who could think of such things! That was like blasphemy, treason! She strove forward, working with her hands now that she was so deep. She could not risk harming the artifacts.
She felt a drop of water hit her head and quickly looked to the sky to see if the rains were coming early this week; but no, they were the brightest blue she had ever seen. She glared to her left where Matt stood- her annoying assistant had climbed down to her with a gallon of water in tow. "Drink." he demanded. The sun had tanned his skin after their months of being stuck out here and his face was dry and cracked from the sand constantly swirling around them. His blond hair stuck out in all directions, and not from use of gel or other hair products, just because he hadn't showered in over a week. None of them had, any water they had with them had to be saved to drink or for emergencies.
"Don't waste that water, now get back up there and look over my research again." She demanded, turning her attention once more to the ground. More water fell to her neck and some splashed on the sand next to her. She jerked her head and found the gallon poised to be spilt with a look of resignition on Matt's face. "You wouldn't." she threatened.
"I will if you don't drink." he said firmly. She knew he would too. Mumbling curses she stood and grabbed the bottle from his hands and sipped. "Nope." he said as he prepared to dump more corrosive water onto her precious site.
"Fine!" she yelled as she grabbed it and took a deep drink. She immediately regretted it. Matt thought she refused food and drink because she was consumed with her work; he was only part right. She really didn't want to use the bathroom in the desert. While she loved field work, she hated port-o-potties, and holes in the ground were worse. She screwed the lid back on and shoved it into his arms, a self-satisfied look on his face. She punched him and walked over to the ladder. "I always have to do all the work." she yelled. "Now I have to go look at the research." she said, making excuses to have to go to the bathroom. She would not be gone long, she was too close. Her legacy was near.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
I'm Skipping. Sorry
Japan
Monday, March 28, 2011
PROMPT: Rotting
Prompt: Rotting
Three days without food or water now on this expedition. The two men walked side by side, not saying a word. It wasn’t worth it, every word turned into a snide remark which only led to an argument which neither one of them had time or energy for. They had to try and find their way back. They’d heard a rumor that somewhere in the Sahara desert the Garden of Eden hid. It was told that inside lay the tree of life, and if one were to eat an apple from that tree, they would gain all the knowledge of the world. Some people had speculated that the tree of knowledge was in actuality the fountain of youth, but these two knew better than to think that. It was knowledge that was gained, not agelessness. They’d be able to gain immortality through their knowledge of the universe. Finally all the arguments of theology and science would be settled with a bite of one apple.
“It doesn’t exist. We should try to find some help.” Thomas spoke up after a moment. His voice was raw. He missed water desperately. He knew they’d die in less than forty eight hours if they didn’t have any. It felt as though his throat were swelling and suffocating him all at once.
Paul didn’t respond, he just kept walking, adjusting the backpack on his shoulders which he only kept to distract him from the hunger pains that were becoming crippling. Paul didn’t want to fight with Thomas again over the same damn thing but he knew it was going to happen.
“Oh yeah? What should we do? Have you seen a single other person out here in this godforsaken desert besides us?” He mumbled. “Just keep walking.”
“I didn’t even want to come out this far you know. We should’ve turned back the first day we ran out of food.”
“We were close.”
“Oh clearly. God you’re so stupid! If we get out of this alive, I’m never listening to another stupid idea of yours again.” Thomas rolled his eyes but then stopped and stared beyond Paul who was still arguing with him.
“Me? My idea? Sure, who helped pay for the supplies and the plane tickets? Who got me a map of the Sahara and left it on my desk as a present? You good sir. My wife is going to kill you when we get back home, so choose wisely.” Thomas didn’t respond, he was still staring into the desert. “Hey, don’t you ignore me!”
“Shut up.” Thomas whispered, looking past his friend and shoving him out of the way. He started at a walk toward something in the distance than ran faster and faster as time continued on. He dropped to his knees, seeing the apple lying on the ground. One, singular, perfectly red apple. “Dear God…”
“What? What did you find?” Paul walked with a limp to catch up to his friend. Thomas turned to Paul, tears dripping down his cheeks, holding the apple cupped in his hands. Paul gaped at the beautiful, shining apple in his hands. He’d never seen a more perfect piece of fruit. Was this the fruit of the tree of knowledge? Was this what they had come all this way for? Where was the tree? Did someone grant them mercy with the fruit they had so long searched for?
“We found it… We found it Paul! Look at this! Even if it isn’t the fruit from the tree of knowledge, surely it’ll be enough sustenance for us to last a few more days so we can find help! Our bodies don’t need much! Oh Paul we’re saved, I’m sorry I ever said anything bad about you!” Thomas looked back down at the apple and went to take a bite of it, a small one so he could share with his friend.
He stopped, eyes wide as he got close to the apple. Blood dripped down over the back of his neck, down and over his shoulders. The sickening thud of the empty canteen was all that could be heard as it hit his head over and over. He fell to the side, eyes hollow and empty. Dead.
“It’s mine! It’s mine!” Paul shouted at the top of his lungs. He threw the canteen to the side and ran over to the apple. He pulled it close to his chest and held it there in his arms, hugging it like it were a lover. “I’ve searched so long, you’re everything I need!” He stopped and looked at the apple. One bite and he’d have everything he could ever desire. Money, power, women, luxury- everything. He brought the sweet apple to his lips, inhaling the scent of the natural sugars it would provide his body. Amazing how one little apple could give him so much.
Crunch. He bit into the red flesh of the apple. He coughed and spit and gagged on the inside of the apple. He looked down at it. This apple tasted awful. Upon closer inspection it was brown, filled with maggots.
Rotting. Like the corpse of the man he’d killed to get it.
Rotting
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Prompt!
Rotting
Friday, March 25, 2011
Risk
Prompt: Risk
It would be risky. But everything that was worth doing generally had some sort of risk involved. She looked down at the ground beneath her, and behind her. Solid land, normal path, inviting grass and flowers and her horse tied up to the tree. The horse grazed lazily, hiding under the shade of the tree.
Ahead of her was a broken down looking path. Half of it looked flooded while half of it looked like it was going to fall apart. One side went down in a steep incline, littered with pieces of what was once a fence, but didn’t seem to have done its job of preventing objects or people from rolling down the edge into what appeared to be puddle up rain water over some jagged and unfriendly looking rocks.
“Well balls.” She muttered, pushing back her hair. The paper in her hand was telling her that she had to go through this path. She couldn’t ride her horse through it, there was no way. The girl would lose her footing and stumble, killing them both, or at least killing one of them, less likely the horse, more likely her. She had spent years trying to get to this point. Her mother had received a map from a man who’d shown up at her door years ago, ill. He told her that there were treasures beyond her imagination at the end. He was too ill to find them himself and he died in their home the next day. Her mother had hidden the map for years, believing it held some kind of curse that had made the man fall ill.
When her mother had died, she’d inherited the map and spent years trying to solve the riddles on it. It didn’t depict any land she could find on any map at all so she started looking to see if it were an interpretation to throw simpler people off and she had hit the jackpot. She’d followed clues, gone on expeditions, hit dead ends and started all over again several times but here she was now, on a path she was clearly supposed to follow without her horse. She didn’t want to just leave the old girl behind but she had no choice if she were to go ahead. She walked back over to her horse, her companion through all the trials and tribulations the years had led them through.
“Well, I’ve got to leave you here for a little while. Don’t you come running after me okay? It’s dangerous.” She gently brushed her fingers over the horse’s mane. The horse didn’t acknowledge her, it was just a horse after all. She gave it a nice pet behind its ears and then headed back toward the path. The horse whinnied and bucked, trying to get to her. “No, no girl… Don’t follow me okay? You’ll get hurt!” The horse calmed after a few moments, but looked mutinous nonetheless.
“I’ll be quick. I promise…” She moved on the path, trying to find a place to get her footing. If she were lucky she could make it across quickly, but if she made a wrong move the whole place looked like it would fall apart in a landslide and send her plummeting onto those sharp looking rocks in the water. It looked like shallow water too, maybe only a foot or two. She’d be impaled, in the very worst case and in the best case she’d break her arm and drown in the damn puddle.
“I just have to be careful… that’s all… It’s a risk I have to take.” She slowly pressed her foot to the muddy ground in front of her. She had about a foot she could walk on in width of the path. She couldn’t risk moving any further to the edge, or to the precarious foliage on the opposite side. She stood still in her new spot on the path. Nothing had fallen, nothing had even given for a moment. The horse seemed to be watching her in fear, like it knew something bad were to happen.
“Not so bad…” She smiled a bit at the horse, then continued on the path, becoming braver with each step. Something seemed amiss, the closer she got to the other side, the further it seemed to be.
Prompt
RISK
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Prompt: An Attic
Tommy pulled the covers higher around his body, but not to protect him from the cold chill in his room. No, it was to hide him from the monsters. The monsters his parents said weren’t there. They had even shown him that there was no way for anything to get around in the attic above his room, but he didn’t believe it. There was something up there, skittering and crawling, breathing in the walls. It wanted him.
He was sure of it. Why else didn’t his parents hear it? They were just down the hall and the attic spread over their room too. Surely if there were a creature up there as benign as they claimed, occasionally it would bother them as well. His parents had continued, at Tommy’s persistence of course, to check to see if there were animals crawling in the attic. They had patched up an old hole in the roof they’d found from the woodwork. The exterminator said he hadn’t found any feces (a fancy word, his parents explained, for poop) so there weren’t any squirrels or pigeons taking shelter inside of their attic.
Well it had to be a ghost then. Or a monster. Tommy was convinced it was likely a monster. Ghosts couldn’t scratch like that against the walls, he’d seen that on that TV show where the two plumbers went around to investigate haunting. They said it took a lot of energy even for a ghost to make a knock! In this case he’d take the monster over the ghost anyway. If the ghost was strong enough to scratch at the walls and breathe at him through the ceiling then it was one scary ghost. A monster at least he could throw a hockey puck he kept in his drawer near his bed at.
“Not there…” His whisper seemed almost as loud as regular talking as he pulled the blanket over his face. The scratching persisted, almost as more of a taunt than was necessary. The creature was moving, all over above his room, searching for something. It had to be sneaky, or even invisible if his parents didn’t see it. Or maybe it just hid in that foam stuff that filled between all the attic beams. That was the other reason his dad had told him there was nothing up there. He said that it was too hard for an animal to survive up there, nonetheless a monster.
But there was a monster and it was trying to get to him every night. One night it would scratch so much that it would break through the ceiling and unleash all hell upon him. He felt guilty for even using that word in his mind, but it was the only thing he could think to describe it. He never said it out loud, his parents said he was too little for grown up talk. But he figured he was old enough for it in his head, that way no one could hear it and get upset.
Scritch, scratch, scrape.
“That’s it!” Tommy cried, but not loud enough to wake his parents. He got up from his covers and put on his Darth Vader slippers. He didn’t want to get splinters in his bare feet when he went up into the attic. His dad had told him that he couldn’t hide from what scared him, he had to go and face it. So that was what he was going to do! He was going to go right up into that attic and show that monster who was boss.
Of course he was going to bring his baseball bat with him. Just in case the monster didn’t want to be told what to do. His dad had told him he had a “pretty damn good swing” so he thought it would be okay. More guilt for cursing. Surely no one would realize he’d done it, but he’d put two dimes in the swear jar the next morning anyway.
He crept out of his room, bat in his hands like he was ready to swing. He walked up the narrow staircase to the old attic. When they had moved in his dad had told him that the attic would be less scary than the one they had in their old house that had the pull down staircase that screeched like a big scary monster. He was so wrong. He missed the old screechy attic door with the cool swing down ladder. Plus there were no monsters in that attic.
He opened the scary door and left it open. If the monster didn’t like the baseball at, he’d run out and close the door and yell for his parents. It seemed like a good enough plan. He crept slowly inside. The moon was shining in from the singular round window against the wall, showing him where all the beams were. There was no monster, but there was no sound either. It was just playing tricks on him, it had to be in there somewhere. He tip toed onto the landing and waited there for a few moments.
“Hello? Mister Monster?” He whispered in a scared and quivering voice. Something from the left skittered. Or was it the right? Tommy looked all around but saw nothing.
“I know I have a bat but I’m not gonna hurt you. We can be friends… but you have to stop scaring me?” Against his better judgment he balanced himself on one of the beams. Maybe if he got closer to whatever was making the noise, he could see it and prove to his parents that there really was a monster living in the attic. Then they could move back to their old house with the only creepy attic.