Writing Prompts of Awesomeness. Clearly.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Sheep
"Hey! Boy!" a neighboring shepherd yelled over the fence.
David sighed and pulled himself up, leaning heavily on his staff. He really wanted it to be a lazy sort of day, but maybe that wasn't going to happen. "What's going on friend?" he asked pleasently.
"Your sheep were grazing on my field." he said harshly. "I chased them off but it didn't look like they headed back to your property." David checked his annoyance and refrained from saying anything harsh. "You always seem to respect our boundries boy and I didn't want your master to beat you for losing a half a dozen sheep. They went south towards the canyon."
David nodded his thanks and began walking the direction that was indicated. He saw a few of his sheep following him and began a conversation to pass the time. "Odd, don't you think, that while I've been tending father's sheep for years now our neighbor still doesn't realize that I'm his son? Ah well, shepherds are usually quiet and keep to themselves anyways; I know I've never had a conversation with the man myself so I suppose I can't say anything about his not knowing me. Regardless, why would he chase off your brothers like that? He could have just talked to our sheperds last night and informed them of the issue, he didn't need to run them off the field like that."
Soon David found himself leaving the grassy hillside and walking down a path strewn with rocks and pitfalls. He called to his sheep and they bleated their response but sounded far away and difficult to get to. With a deep sigh he began his descent, listening to the echoing bleats of his sheep, wishing he could get back to his hilltop and lyre.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Well we've been slackers....
Sheep.
Yes. Sheep.
<3
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Pleading Eyes
Out on the street he looked back and forth for a cab. It was New York City- there had to be an available cab somewhere! After whistling, waving, punching the air, and jumping like a lunatic he decided to walk. Cutting through the park was nice and the cool breeze almost cleared his head completely. He even began enjoying himself for a minute. Only one. Then the clouds broke. Matt glowered at the dark rain clouds that had formed so quickly and they almost looked ashamed of themselves.
Sally looked out at the city as the cleansing rain washed away the pollution and smog, as well as her worries. She loved the rain- it reminded her of home. In the past on days like today she would have sat back on her wrap-around porch and revel in the downpour with a book in one hand, a glass of wine on the table, and warm, delicious Barbara's Brownies on her lap. But sadly, Barbara was not a chain but a person and did not live in New York City. Breaking from her reverie she looked at the clock on her desk and realized that Matt had been gone for well over an hour. She had only sent him to get coffee and there was a Starbucks on every corner- where had he disappeared to?
As if being summoned, Sally's office door slammed open and Matt stormed in, dripping water all over the floor. He dropped a soggy box on her desk and stormed out again, mumbling something unintelligable under his breath. "Hey!" she called. He turned, a dark look on his face. She refrained from grinning- she enjoyed so much ordering him around. "Where's my coffee?" He growled and turned away, storming off towards the locker room. Chuckling to herself she opened the package. A small gasp escaped her lips as she found her favorite wine, book, and a package of brownies.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Just So You Know...
happy trails!
Monday, April 4, 2011
Late Prompt
pleading eyes
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Prompt: Fools
Friday, April 1, 2011
Pass....?
Prompt: Fools
“I don’t really care much for April Fools.” Jimmy leaned back in his chair, tipping in it, leaning his feet up on the table to keep him properly balanced. His friend was basically ignoring him, typing away at his computer.
“Hm?”
“I said, I don’t like April Fool’s Day.” Jimmy repeated, cocking an eyebrow at his overly busy friend. “You need a vacation man.”
“Yeah, I know. So why don’t you like April Fool’s Day?”
“All these ass hats walking around trying to play shitty jokes on each other… You wouldn’t let them get away with that bullshit any other day of the week, why the hell does the first day in April get such special treatment?”
“I don’t know man, I also don’t care. I forget about this shit until some dick does something stupid.”
“Well, that’s it then.” Jimmy bumped his foot on the table, much to the distaste of his friend, Eric.
“What’s it? What are you going to honestly do about it? You’re going to tell people to stop pranking you? They’re going to think that is a prank! You’re a constant joker you know. A fool among fools.”
“Yeah well you’re a work-a-holic and you don’t hear me complaining.”
“Are you kidding? You’re always complaining, you were just complaining.”
“Not about you working too much!”
“Yeah, you do. All the time whining. Why do you think we’re here right now? I have a big proposal on Monday at the office and instead of sitting at home and working on my presentation, I’m here in this shit shop hoping my battery lasts long enough on my laptop to get it done.” Eric stuck his tongue out at him.
“Wow, look who’s talking. All you talk about is work! Work, work, work!” Jimmy puffed out his chest and furrowed his brow in his best impression of his serious friend. “I’ve got to stay late and work eighty hours a week and forget I have a life outside of the corporate office.” Eric stared at him for a moment then resumed working on his computer.
“Just shut up and drink your coffee.”
“You call me a prankster? A fool among fools? At least I don’t forget to have some fun every once in awhile.” Jimmy picked up his coffee and stood from his seat. “Call me when you’re done working. I’m going to go do something that doesn’t make me want to throw your computer into the wall.” He took a dignified sip of his coffee then stopped and made a face of disgust. He spit the coffee all over the floor, gagged and choked on it. Eric kept typing away at his computer.
“What the fuck is wrong with my coffee? Fucking tastes like they poured a whole shit ton of salt in here!” Eric didn’t look up at him, just grabbed the sugar container he’d given to Jimmy earlier and shoved it at him. Jimmy looked at his friend in realization.
“April fools. Dick.”
Prompt
Fools
Dodge A Bullet
"Name, rank, and serial number." Matt said from behind the fedora. The hat lifted and revealed a beautiful, young woman with utter confusion written all over her rather adorible face. It wasn't often that Matt was taken aback by the look of someone, but he had rarely seen a beauty such as hers. "Uh...sorry ma'am, I thought you were someone else." he stuttered.
She smiled mischevously and took his hand. "I could be." she said mysteriously. Without realizing it was happening, the woman led him out a side door to an alley. When he realized what happened he pulled from her grasp. "What's going on lady?" he demanded, no longer hypnotized by her looks.
In a moment she had a knife to his throat and her once playful eyes were hard and cold. "A message to your boss- stay out of Israel."
When Matt awoke he was lying in the same alley with a small crowd of people around him. They were concerned for him, asking after him, wanting to call for help, offering him food, water, peramedics. He thanked them and left as quickly as he could. He felt as if he had dodged a bullet...but had he really?
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Prompt
I might have to skip. Tired and pissy. But I'll try if my mood improves.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Prompt: Eternal
“Vampires are awesome.”
“Yeah, well the old ones are. Not those flaming sparkly ones with the nice hair.” Chuckled one of the other men at the bar. “…you’re not talking about Twilight right?”
“No, no… I watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula the other night with my girlfriend so I could show her what real vampires were like… Though I have to tell you I hadn’t really seen it either. The closest I’ve been to vampire movies is Count Chocula.”
“And he only drinks chocolate milk. I think.”
“Whatever, anyway, they’re awesome. I didn’t realize how much cooler the older versions of them are. I mean… they get to be young, never age, drink blood they don’t even have to eat food. I mean there are certain restrictions, I get that. But don’t you think eternal life would be worth it?”
“Yeah, being immortal would pretty much kick ass.” The man finished off his beer, wondering what it would be like to have everlasting life.
“Pretty much kick ass? Imagine what we could do with that kind of time! This world is so fast, everyone moving so quickly… Hell we limit our education because if we gave it more than the fucking twelve years we give it then by the time we got around to having kids and lives and careers we’d be too fucking old to move. Think of the opportunities we’d have without the limitation of age…” The man seemed to drift off.
“So you boys think it’d be fun to be a vampire?” A man at the other end of the bar said into his beer. Neither of the younger men responded immediately. The mysterious stranger who had interrupted their conversation seemed shady.
“Well yeah, I know it’d be kind of gross but the chicks would never get old and ugly.”
Eternal
"You need to drink!" Her assistant yelled down the tunnel to her. She was ten feet below ground level, but that meant nothing in the desert- with how sand shifted, she could be fifty feet from the ground Jesus' had walked on, or inches. Regardless, she could not stop. He yelled down to her again. She ignored him. He was so pesky, always trying to make her do things like drink or eat or sleep. Who could think of such things! That was like blasphemy, treason! She strove forward, working with her hands now that she was so deep. She could not risk harming the artifacts.
She felt a drop of water hit her head and quickly looked to the sky to see if the rains were coming early this week; but no, they were the brightest blue she had ever seen. She glared to her left where Matt stood- her annoying assistant had climbed down to her with a gallon of water in tow. "Drink." he demanded. The sun had tanned his skin after their months of being stuck out here and his face was dry and cracked from the sand constantly swirling around them. His blond hair stuck out in all directions, and not from use of gel or other hair products, just because he hadn't showered in over a week. None of them had, any water they had with them had to be saved to drink or for emergencies.
"Don't waste that water, now get back up there and look over my research again." She demanded, turning her attention once more to the ground. More water fell to her neck and some splashed on the sand next to her. She jerked her head and found the gallon poised to be spilt with a look of resignition on Matt's face. "You wouldn't." she threatened.
"I will if you don't drink." he said firmly. She knew he would too. Mumbling curses she stood and grabbed the bottle from his hands and sipped. "Nope." he said as he prepared to dump more corrosive water onto her precious site.
"Fine!" she yelled as she grabbed it and took a deep drink. She immediately regretted it. Matt thought she refused food and drink because she was consumed with her work; he was only part right. She really didn't want to use the bathroom in the desert. While she loved field work, she hated port-o-potties, and holes in the ground were worse. She screwed the lid back on and shoved it into his arms, a self-satisfied look on his face. She punched him and walked over to the ladder. "I always have to do all the work." she yelled. "Now I have to go look at the research." she said, making excuses to have to go to the bathroom. She would not be gone long, she was too close. Her legacy was near.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
I'm Skipping. Sorry
Japan
Monday, March 28, 2011
PROMPT: Rotting
Prompt: Rotting
Three days without food or water now on this expedition. The two men walked side by side, not saying a word. It wasn’t worth it, every word turned into a snide remark which only led to an argument which neither one of them had time or energy for. They had to try and find their way back. They’d heard a rumor that somewhere in the Sahara desert the Garden of Eden hid. It was told that inside lay the tree of life, and if one were to eat an apple from that tree, they would gain all the knowledge of the world. Some people had speculated that the tree of knowledge was in actuality the fountain of youth, but these two knew better than to think that. It was knowledge that was gained, not agelessness. They’d be able to gain immortality through their knowledge of the universe. Finally all the arguments of theology and science would be settled with a bite of one apple.
“It doesn’t exist. We should try to find some help.” Thomas spoke up after a moment. His voice was raw. He missed water desperately. He knew they’d die in less than forty eight hours if they didn’t have any. It felt as though his throat were swelling and suffocating him all at once.
Paul didn’t respond, he just kept walking, adjusting the backpack on his shoulders which he only kept to distract him from the hunger pains that were becoming crippling. Paul didn’t want to fight with Thomas again over the same damn thing but he knew it was going to happen.
“Oh yeah? What should we do? Have you seen a single other person out here in this godforsaken desert besides us?” He mumbled. “Just keep walking.”
“I didn’t even want to come out this far you know. We should’ve turned back the first day we ran out of food.”
“We were close.”
“Oh clearly. God you’re so stupid! If we get out of this alive, I’m never listening to another stupid idea of yours again.” Thomas rolled his eyes but then stopped and stared beyond Paul who was still arguing with him.
“Me? My idea? Sure, who helped pay for the supplies and the plane tickets? Who got me a map of the Sahara and left it on my desk as a present? You good sir. My wife is going to kill you when we get back home, so choose wisely.” Thomas didn’t respond, he was still staring into the desert. “Hey, don’t you ignore me!”
“Shut up.” Thomas whispered, looking past his friend and shoving him out of the way. He started at a walk toward something in the distance than ran faster and faster as time continued on. He dropped to his knees, seeing the apple lying on the ground. One, singular, perfectly red apple. “Dear God…”
“What? What did you find?” Paul walked with a limp to catch up to his friend. Thomas turned to Paul, tears dripping down his cheeks, holding the apple cupped in his hands. Paul gaped at the beautiful, shining apple in his hands. He’d never seen a more perfect piece of fruit. Was this the fruit of the tree of knowledge? Was this what they had come all this way for? Where was the tree? Did someone grant them mercy with the fruit they had so long searched for?
“We found it… We found it Paul! Look at this! Even if it isn’t the fruit from the tree of knowledge, surely it’ll be enough sustenance for us to last a few more days so we can find help! Our bodies don’t need much! Oh Paul we’re saved, I’m sorry I ever said anything bad about you!” Thomas looked back down at the apple and went to take a bite of it, a small one so he could share with his friend.
He stopped, eyes wide as he got close to the apple. Blood dripped down over the back of his neck, down and over his shoulders. The sickening thud of the empty canteen was all that could be heard as it hit his head over and over. He fell to the side, eyes hollow and empty. Dead.
“It’s mine! It’s mine!” Paul shouted at the top of his lungs. He threw the canteen to the side and ran over to the apple. He pulled it close to his chest and held it there in his arms, hugging it like it were a lover. “I’ve searched so long, you’re everything I need!” He stopped and looked at the apple. One bite and he’d have everything he could ever desire. Money, power, women, luxury- everything. He brought the sweet apple to his lips, inhaling the scent of the natural sugars it would provide his body. Amazing how one little apple could give him so much.
Crunch. He bit into the red flesh of the apple. He coughed and spit and gagged on the inside of the apple. He looked down at it. This apple tasted awful. Upon closer inspection it was brown, filled with maggots.
Rotting. Like the corpse of the man he’d killed to get it.
Rotting
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Prompt!
Rotting
Friday, March 25, 2011
Risk
Prompt: Risk
It would be risky. But everything that was worth doing generally had some sort of risk involved. She looked down at the ground beneath her, and behind her. Solid land, normal path, inviting grass and flowers and her horse tied up to the tree. The horse grazed lazily, hiding under the shade of the tree.
Ahead of her was a broken down looking path. Half of it looked flooded while half of it looked like it was going to fall apart. One side went down in a steep incline, littered with pieces of what was once a fence, but didn’t seem to have done its job of preventing objects or people from rolling down the edge into what appeared to be puddle up rain water over some jagged and unfriendly looking rocks.
“Well balls.” She muttered, pushing back her hair. The paper in her hand was telling her that she had to go through this path. She couldn’t ride her horse through it, there was no way. The girl would lose her footing and stumble, killing them both, or at least killing one of them, less likely the horse, more likely her. She had spent years trying to get to this point. Her mother had received a map from a man who’d shown up at her door years ago, ill. He told her that there were treasures beyond her imagination at the end. He was too ill to find them himself and he died in their home the next day. Her mother had hidden the map for years, believing it held some kind of curse that had made the man fall ill.
When her mother had died, she’d inherited the map and spent years trying to solve the riddles on it. It didn’t depict any land she could find on any map at all so she started looking to see if it were an interpretation to throw simpler people off and she had hit the jackpot. She’d followed clues, gone on expeditions, hit dead ends and started all over again several times but here she was now, on a path she was clearly supposed to follow without her horse. She didn’t want to just leave the old girl behind but she had no choice if she were to go ahead. She walked back over to her horse, her companion through all the trials and tribulations the years had led them through.
“Well, I’ve got to leave you here for a little while. Don’t you come running after me okay? It’s dangerous.” She gently brushed her fingers over the horse’s mane. The horse didn’t acknowledge her, it was just a horse after all. She gave it a nice pet behind its ears and then headed back toward the path. The horse whinnied and bucked, trying to get to her. “No, no girl… Don’t follow me okay? You’ll get hurt!” The horse calmed after a few moments, but looked mutinous nonetheless.
“I’ll be quick. I promise…” She moved on the path, trying to find a place to get her footing. If she were lucky she could make it across quickly, but if she made a wrong move the whole place looked like it would fall apart in a landslide and send her plummeting onto those sharp looking rocks in the water. It looked like shallow water too, maybe only a foot or two. She’d be impaled, in the very worst case and in the best case she’d break her arm and drown in the damn puddle.
“I just have to be careful… that’s all… It’s a risk I have to take.” She slowly pressed her foot to the muddy ground in front of her. She had about a foot she could walk on in width of the path. She couldn’t risk moving any further to the edge, or to the precarious foliage on the opposite side. She stood still in her new spot on the path. Nothing had fallen, nothing had even given for a moment. The horse seemed to be watching her in fear, like it knew something bad were to happen.
“Not so bad…” She smiled a bit at the horse, then continued on the path, becoming braver with each step. Something seemed amiss, the closer she got to the other side, the further it seemed to be.